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Anonymous asked: *gives you a costume of the main character of the last game you played* |

am I awesome yet, or…?
Well
then clearly you are a goober worthy of worship
and I know Im not the only one to think so
you amazing thing you
but…but I….I just…??? uyiougtifydtfgthyuji *SMOOSH*
SUDDENLY porn I never thought I’d ever see is on my dash
and i’m ashamed that I want to reblog it
*BAPPING IS LIKE A PAP*
*ONLY NOT A WAY OF SAYING TROLL SEX*
*IT’S LIKE*
*GENTLE PATTING*
*AND INGESTOR IS A, CURRENTLY SPARKLING, MORTAL VERSION OF UNICRON WHO IS COMPARITIVELY NICER, FOND OF ROBO-METH AND ROBO-POT, AND HAS ALREADY BONED ASTROTRAIN LIKE TWICE IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS*
*HOW DOES HE BAP IF HE DOESN’T HAVE HANDS??????*
*THESE ARE THE SORTS OF QUESTIONS THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT*
*ALSO I’M SORRY I’VE BEEN MIA AND MISSED ALL THIS STUFF OJIHUGIFYU*
*HE HAS PINCHERS*
*LIKE A CRAB*
*PINCHY PINCHY*

I just want someone to pet me.
I’m accepting applications
“I would, but I’m not entirely sure where you’ve been.”
ur a butt
“I didn’t know you had your hopes that high. The answer is still no.”
Well good. You smell funny anyway
*BAPPING IS LIKE A PAP*
*ONLY NOT A WAY OF SAYING TROLL SEX*
*IT’S LIKE*
*GENTLE PATTING*
*AND INGESTOR IS A, CURRENTLY SPARKLING, MORTAL VERSION OF UNICRON WHO IS COMPARITIVELY NICER, FOND OF ROBO-METH AND ROBO-POT, AND HAS ALREADY BONED ASTROTRAIN LIKE TWICE IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS*
*HOW DOES HE BAP IF HE DOESN’T HAVE HANDS??????*
*THESE ARE THE SORTS OF QUESTIONS THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT*
*ALSO I’M SORRY I’VE BEEN MIA AND MISSED ALL THIS STUFF OJIHUGIFYU*
I just want someone to pet me.
I’m accepting applications
“I would, but I’m not entirely sure where you’ve been.”

ur a butt
well there you go! I’m a goober. very far from awesome johbgvfycudtxsr
c: I’m not even sure wut I am. just a freak who loves to write an obsess over robutt porn.
Sorry to interrupt but
No, see, THAT right there is why you are amazing and wonderful and perfect and askdjg;dfjfjsl;sdkljghfI DONT EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT WORDS FOR YOU SO IMMA JUET WORSHIP YOU OK YEAH THATS GOOD
whut????????? ujihougiyfucgtdcyfughijk but I just- I- what/oihugiyfvcuogtihp;jol’
I just want someone to pet me.
I’m accepting applications
INGESTOR: *bap bap*
Hey baps don’t count. *boops your nose*
*HE DOESN’T HAVE HANDS*
*HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO PET YOU*
*WHAT IS A BAP??????*
*ALSO WHO IS INGESTOR????*
*I”M A HORRIBLE PERSON*
I just want someone to pet me.
I’m accepting applications
INGESTOR: *bap bap*
Hey baps don’t count. *boops your nose*
I just want someone to pet me.
I’m accepting applications
well there you go! I’m a goober. very far from awesome johbgvfycudtxsr
c: I’m not even sure wut I am. just a freak who loves to write an obsess over robutt porn.
