I NEED TO SEE THISSSSS
IT’S ON NETFLIX
GO WATCH IT
THERE ARE OVER 20 EPISODES UP
*blog posts a thing involving one person respecting the other’s limits in a BDSM scene and comforting their partner after a scene goes too far* *blog slaps an abuse tag on it* *flips table*
basically exactly what happens, except this blog just slaps the tag on everything remotely bdsm related- even when everything goes as planned and everyone involved is 100% satisfied. it’s awful.
oh my god I’m watching Avengers Assemble and everyone but Black Widow got infected with “Gamma flu” so they’re all like the Hulk, and everyone is struggling not to break things and they’re hungry and Hulk is having to coach everyone while Hawkeye howls about being out of pizza bagels and Captain America is like “Why am I so hungry. I already ate all the pizza bagels in the freezer.” and you just hear Hawkeye off screen “PIZZA BAGELS!!!!!”
that’s how today is gonna be, huh? first post on my dash after getting home and I feel like I’m supposed to go to hell because I think pet play is amazing. fuck everything.
*two people are happy and engaging in consensual, fun sex*
*blog slaps an “abuse” tag on it*
*feels like a bad person because what the fuck that was cute as hell and now I’m apparently abusive because every non-vanilla submission is tagged as abuse at this point*
Imagine your FC, after lots of talking and finally agreeing, collaring you and engaging in some nice pet play. They put a nice pet-bed beside their work desk and a kennel for when you get too rowdy and distracting. They put trail mix in a bowl for you and set it down next to them while they work, pausing every so often to scuffle your hair and play. Eventually, you fall into slumber in your bed, and your FC chuckles as they hear your slight snoring. Then, when they are done working after a long day, they rouse you from your nap, slipping their fingers inside you and gently nipping at your neck and shoulders, listening to your whimpers and enjoying the content smile on your face. When you are fully awake and very hyper, they pick you up bridal style and walk you to the bed, dumping you on your back so they can put their mouth to work on you. Then, they flip you on your stomach to fuck you senseless, pulling hard on your hair and your collar to get you as close to them as possible. When you finish, they let you down from subspace gently, petting your hair and welcoming any tears that spring from being pulled back to reality so suddenly, with lots of water and comforting snacks. Nothing like healthy and happy bd/ds.
seriously???? please????? this is getting ridiculous. the entire submission stresses happy and safe and caring
Remind me to post that Handsome Jack/Zer0 fic I just found later….. Holy damn
look at this, Autoboot camp is the best chapter
Uggggggh advising for Spring semester is already almost here
Oh my gosh the wind is blowing this morning and it feels cool holy toast this is wonderful
Happy birthday, G1 cartoon!
if you can, please send a harassment report to tumblr staff about tfscumbags. send 40 reports, send one every single day if you can. because even after i’ve made it clear that there is no longer a reason to be putting my name on the List, they refuse to stop, repeatably putting my urls and names…