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oneshallstand:

No! Back you beast, back! *waves a sword and shield*

Your booty is great too, husband, and look, your sword is even out for me~

July 21, 2014
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rosaxios said: inu if your bosom is a black hole that means none of us are ever going to get out and there is a event horizon where all matter collapses inside too

and?

July 21, 2014
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primedoverlord said: See the booty, taste the booty!

Feel the booty

July 21, 2014
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one-shall-stand:

*GASP*

Witchcraft!

What’s witchcraft is dis booty. Dang *rubs*

(Source: oneshallstand)

July 21, 2014
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Anonymous said: *crawls into the bosom*

they’re like a black hole

plenty of room

July 21, 2014
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one-shall-stand:

*throws one hand over his brothers face, and one over his own*

If you can’t see them, they cant see you.

It is science.

By that logic, you can’t feel this if you can’t see me *touches the butts* nice butt. *pat pat*

(Source: oneshallstand)

July 21, 2014
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oneshallstand:

inushiek:

*pops in* HI GUYS

WHY ARE WE HIDING

THIS IS A REALLY NICE VIEW THOUGH

*STARES AT THE ROYAL BOOTY*

image

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd6vzMy4w1rqsrcp.gif

July 21, 2014
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rosaxios said: is there enough room in your bosom for me too?

there’s plenty :3

July 21, 2014
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*actual squealing*

http://media.tumblr.com/73e54bdd7ad4ed5b402164684d1c1f31/tumblr_inline_mgj4w6IgBm1qjdb4b.gif

July 21, 2014
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oneshallstand:

*Offers to hide you under his cape brother*

*Yes thank you brother. Shall hide as best as he can in this large frame*

*pops in* HI GUYS

WHY ARE WE HIDING

THIS IS A REALLY NICE VIEW THOUGH

*STARES AT THE ROYAL BOOTY*

July 21, 2014
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primedoverlord said: Yes, yes you should be telling him that. (Apparently rum makes me hyper hurr)

mmmmmm rum

July 21, 2014
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rosaxios said: You can get some other bot to sire them and then carry them in your bosom like a possom

this is what my boobs were meant for

July 21, 2014
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jesus what did you do. was it the booty cat post thing?

it was that ask about the wedding night and sparklings

ALL of those followed me for that ONE post

jeebus

I’m used to getting 3 and even 4 at once

but christ

July 21, 2014
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"…Please don’t."

C’MERE

http://media.tumblr.com/ce00cba62ea3efd67316efaee8da58f0/tumblr_inline_mniqsqP7zl1rt6r2p.gif

July 21, 2014
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i’m imagining you literally carrying baby robots around if that helps

that helps oodles, actually

July 21, 2014
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