jhbgvfcdrtyhuj guys no don’t be afraid to talk to me  I’m just like

do you ever suddenly realize that people follow you and they see the stupid things you post but they stick around and you just

hey I didn’t run any of you off with my porn spam!! Consider it an induction…..

Trial by fire, as it were~

okay I’m just gonna put any and everything in my queue. so you’ll be getting more than robutt porn.

hey! psssst!!! new followers I’ve been too bad a person to say hello to!!

I tag everything~ (there’s a list here with porn tags at the bottom so you can block what you want)

sunjolras:

so like

if you ever want to unfollow me

for literally any reason

you can do that

i want you to have a nice dash

i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have

if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask

i have anon on for a reason 

that’s all sweet honeychildren

magicrobotgeography:

dear followers who don’t give a shit about transformers,

i love you

*squints at follower count*

where are you coming from? why are you here? what are you doing????

whY?????

youcantcancelquidditch:

IF I MAKE A TYPO IN A TEXT POST PLEASE FIX IT WHEN YOU REBLOG IT THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ACTUAL LEGAL WRITTEN PERMISSION

tduyguohijo you picked the worst time to follow meeee ejihgyftdrsyduygutihj

sorry I didn’t mean to bother y-

hi! thanks for following me!!!

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWERS AND REALIZE OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF BLOGS THAT ARE ON HERE THEY DECIDED TO FOLLOW YOU LIKE HOW DID YOU FIND ME THANK YOU YOU ARE ALL GREAT I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY 

whittyplioness308 asked: Ya probably have more followers then you physically know what to do with~ heh

yeah you know, my inbox is just constantly flooded I can’t get them to leave me alone and- wait. no. I was wrong.

lol no but really, I DO have more followers than I ever dreamed of (I was thinking maybe two lol) and I love you alllll

timetravelingseekerson asked: ((I've seen you like all over the place around the transformers tumblr peeps, so thought I'd give you a follow XP))

((eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thank you for following me!!!! I tag everything, so if there’s something you don’t want to see (such as the copious amounts of porn I reblog) it’s not hard to block it and thank you for following me!!!!!))