i wanna apologize for the scrawny amount of porn on my blog lately. I’ve been funneling most of it into the Christmas spam
which will be massive
this has been another warning
I was trying to come up with some sort of giveaway or something to do to celebrate 500 followers, but then I remembered that my ten newest followers were offset by eleven unfollowers
right on schedule
I make a nsfw post and BAM
bangthisthroat started following you
wait no I’ve changed my mind
if you stay awake all night, Santa won’t come
SLEEP so Santa will visit, then backread for porn
Just so you guys know
I’m scheduling some fantastic porn for the wee hours of the morning on Christmas
I’m trusting you to either remain vigilant for 24 hours or backread
I’m trusting you.
OH! I wanna go ahead an tell you guys, and I’ll make more posts as we get closer, like I did with my birthday spam
the Christmas porn spam will begin 12:01am Christmas morning, and go through 11:59pm that night. nearly a full 24 hours of porn. awww yiss.
it will all be tagged as normal, but I’m not going to make a special tag unless anyone wants me to. let me know if you want me to and I’ll be happy to tag it as “XXXmas” or something uncreative like that lol, but I’m too lazy to do it if no one wants it, ya know?
hjgvkfjgjhkbj i expected you guys to like ignore me or like even unfollow to save yourself as I become sillier and sillier but instead you guys are just being major cuties i’m gonna smoosh you
okay guys……I’ve had like…..15 hours of sleep since Sunday. I don’t plan on getting more than 5 or 6 more. gotta do well on this geography exam tomorrow morning and my physics exam. I have a B in physics and an A in geography. I can’t lose those. Gotta keep my grades up.
so….my blogging may devolve into insanity
I’m tired and going to basically inject caffeine into my veins
so basically what I’m saying is
displacednoble replied to your post: I don’t get it…..people have literally told me…
((no really 5 people have unfollowed me in the past hour
that’s all I’ve done
I don’t get it…..people have literally told me they thought I was a straight up porn blog at first, but when I reblog porn now I lose followers at an alarming rate?????
Heads up: I reblog porn!!!!
wow……followers dropped like flies from all that porn yesterday….. or did I do something else that I’m unaware of?
I wonder which bit of porn was the last straw for two of my followers
i swear I spam porn and like 90% of you guys crawl out of the woodwork to like the porn. I know why you’re here